To Boob or Not To Boob

What is it about the breasts of a full blown female that gets a man soo... zombie-ish? This question till tomorrow, baffles scientists.

A woman's weapon of choice, is her breasts. If she is lacking, she feels inadequate. That's if she isnt blessed with an ass of pure bliss, but if she is lacking in both, psychologically she becomes a minus. (Many girls would argue this point, but really u know am right!)

I have come across a number of females in my time, and I find myself more keen on the those who have a "bright future". And I know now why I cannot marry a skinny person. (No disrespect intended oooh!)

My description: The breasts of a full bodied woman, is her Weapon of Mass Seduction.

During my Lagos Hustle today, I stopped over at TFC to buy a chicken salad and 7up Free (Yes yes, laugh all u want! I am on a diet!) *drops_n_does_20_sit-ups*

So, I was at TFC and of course had to queue for a bit. Now whilst on the queue, I noticed a guy, rather unassuming standing next to me. He stood there and gazed at the screen just to the left of my position. He didnt blink much, neither did he move his head as he took a step forward as the queue got shorter. I watched him closely. His countenance was very... aloof. He placed his order, paid n turned around. I watched as he walked to the back of line where a busty lady was sitting. Gave her the package and change and without the slightest hint of gratitude she gets up and proceeds to the exit (I mean I met him there and watched him for close to 15mins, meaning he must've been standing for at least 20).

Was he a driver? No. A houseboy? Nope. A random guy doing a chesty babe a favour? Possible. A guy trying to impress a chesty babe? DING! DING!! DING!!! Correct. 10pts for me!

Yes ladies, I know what u're thinking, "there's nothing wrong with that" right? Not at all, if the babe isnt controlling the dude with 'em titties. Now if they had a connection of some sort, he would've glanced at her, said sometime or even signaled as he waited for his turn. Nothing. Instead he was glued to Davido on MTV.

And it gets worse. As the babe leaves, he follows her out and comes back 1min later to queue. She must've wanted something else.

To Boob or Not to Boob?

Pic of the day: Million by Mofe Duncan.

Lagos Hustle

Since my car went bad sometime in December, I have been relegated to either taking a cab, or flying bike (popularly called OKADA). Now though it is rather stressful to commute, the experience has been humbling and I have a new found respect for those who do not have cars. I get to meet all sorts of cab drivers and make new friends (yes, I do collect their numbers, in case am within the vicinity of their parks), learn new stories, learn new routes (cab drivers always have an alternate route to beat traffic). All in all, it's an experience.

Now, out of the various I have met this past month, one always seems to top my priority list. His name? BABA MASHA. (Dramatic soundtrack plays for 5secs). Baba Masha is the cutest most aggressive cab driver u would ever come across. He has a babyface, but fears no one. He hustles bus drivers and even lorries, and has little or no regard for police officers The only thing he fears more... is red lights and traffic. (And that's why he's my first choice!)

But, today was kinda a down day for my ever faithful BABA MASHA... he was back of the pack today and for some reason, he smelled funny. So after spending 2hrs in traffic with the smell, my nose went into overdrive and I started smelling things wrongly. (leans in and sniffs laptop...) I smell cheese. *covers_face*

So, that's my Lagos hustle.

Pic of the day: Falomo Roundabout. By: Mofe Duncan.

Sporting Sunday

Okay, so... my Sunday was... rather successful sporting-wise. Djokovic won, and Arsenal came back from 2-0 to beat Villa 3-2. We needed the lift. *pauses* Isn't it funny how football fans say "we"... as though they are a part of the team. Weird hun? Once again Robin Van Persie steps up to save the day.

Anyways... after this blog, am gonna work on pictures and upload on my shutterchance page (www.mofeduncan.shutterchance.com). U should go check it out, u might find a pic u'd like.

Pic of the day: Tope Animashaun by Mofe Duncan.

Joke of the day: "Jokes about MENSTRUATION is not just funny. PERIOD!"

CHARITY

So I anchored another charity event today... damn! If I see charity, am gonna get all my money back. Initially I didnt think it'll be so bad, but when I got to the venue, I realized I had shot myself in the foot using Charity's 9mm.


I couldnt escape. I was in for it. Word had already gone round that I was gonna be there, and when my co-host didnt show up, I knew I was on my own.


To make things worse, the venue was at an old people's home, which didnt seem so bad at the start, when the DJ started playing old school high life music, I knew it was over.


Then to add to my f*cking beef with Charity, I was asked to donate for her cause again, after I was already anchoring the event for FREE!!!

Charity, where ever u are, u owe me money!!!




Pic of the day: DJ TTB, by MOFE DUNCAN.

Jan 26 2012

Okay, I just realized I can write whatever I like up in here and feel no remorse for whatever it is I say. So am just gonna free my mind and hope I dont cause any trouble.


Actually am kidding, my friend BecksTurner inspired this particular post. When am done boring u, u can pop over to her blog and have a few smiles. http://www.becksturner.blogspot.com .

I am into photograpghy, amongst other things. Tomorrow, am gonna tell u a secret... So stay tuned.

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