Attack of The Goons

Okay before I continue to rant on for another 5mins, lemme u give a little slang lesson.

Goon (n) : A man or a young adult (male) who for some reason decides to venture into an unknown territory (i.e. one of obvious higher social class than his) and in an attempt to blend in, makes a complete mockery of himself. Examples: 
Men, just too many goons at liquid lounge yesterday. 
All these goons are just too many, we need some more girls in here.


 Now that's out of the way, down to business.

Without feeling superior to my fellow man, I'd like to say that I am getting continuously worried about the increasing number of goons that are sprouting out of no where. I mean, u can hardly go to a nice lounge without seeing at least 20. And am not even playing! And trust me, 20 is plenty. (Didn't mean to rhyme.)

I have been pretty quiet cause I've been having a couple of photoshoots and hence no time to blog, but am kinda thankful for the fact I had enough time to gather enough arsenal to campaign fully against the rising number of goons within the naija social standard. Now don't get me wrong, am not saying that I have never been a goon before oh! I mean, at some point during one's rise to the social peak, u must've experienced some degree of goon-ship, but u see, thank God for experience and exposure, at this stage in my life, I have developed a goon-radar, which alerts me when am about to be a goon. I also thank God for the opportunity to be involved in media, this also gives me the ability to goon-out (i.e. to change ones goon status within a 3min window). The act of gooning-out can be very complex, and if ill applied can revert one to a Zombie status.

Zombie (n) : A dead guy! Period.

Moving on...

So... during my busy schedule this past few days, I went for a friend's pool party. To take pics of course and have a few laughs and shit. Now on getting there, I learned that some other chic was also having a pool party, and my friends and I thought "Well, the more the merrier!". BAD MOVE! We soon discovered our firewall was breached, and we had no control over the influx of GOONS! (Dramatic, thriller soundtrack plays).

I spotted nothing less than 12 goons. Of the 12, 6 decided to swim, of which one had a swimming trunk (which slightly decreased his goon status but still kept him well within goon territory!) The others had... ... *long pause* ... *cringes as he replays images* ...had ...boxer shorts. The rest, ...I assume, ...u know, ...is history.

Now on a closing, cause I hate to take more than 5mins of ur time, I want u to picture this...
3 guys wearing cotton briefs, pretty much "see-thru" and another 2 wearing boxer shorts with the slit in front.

I AM STILL SCARRED BY THE IMAGES I SAW.

Have a goon free week!

Pic of the Day: Spot the Goon(s).