The Curious Case Of Dating 101

It has been said, that 'Knowledge is Power', true yes, but in Dating 101, 'Knowledge ISN'T Power', it's ur Achilles' Heel. This course that many of us have carried over since it became compulsory, which is literally since ones first encounter with the opposite sex. This course that many of us still fail, even though we have the expo, the answers to the questions, the marking sheet in some rare scenarios. We have everything we need to get an A+, yet, we struggle to make even an E.

Lemme explain... from a Guy's point of view.

'Knowledge ISN'T Power'. Yes, I tend to believe that, especially in this Course Dating 101, for u see, the more u know, the less u progress. The more knowledge u acquire, the greater the task of achieving ur goal. Not knowing in this course, is inevitably ur greatest strength. I've lost u haven't I? *content smile*

To understand me, u have to go back... to being A CHILD, to being a 5yr old to be exact. In Dating 101, a 5yr old boy, is more likely to have fun on his first date, than a 35yr old man on his first date. The 30yrs worth of knowledge that separates these two people, is the major Achilles' Heel.

A 5yr old boy has absolutely nothing to worry about. He doesn't even know if he likes the girl. He doesn't  know what like even is. He doesn't know the girl's name, what she does, where she lives, what her father does, what kind of perfume she might like, what she thinks of him, what he thinks of her, what her lips'll taste like, where to take her for dinner, what her friends think of him, what she thinks of his outfit, whether she'll like to see him again, whether he is impressing her or making a complete ass of himself, whether his breathe smells funny or if she'll mind if he farts. He doesn't mind if she's short or tall, light skinned or dark skinned, dark hair or blonde hair, busty or not, ass for days or pelvic for weeks, rich or poor, supports Man Utd or supports Arsenal. HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE THAT SHE'S A VIRGIN!!!!!!! All he knows is his basic animal instinct, and quite frankly, that's about all he needs. He moves in for a kill and all that matters to this 5yr old child, is the fact that he and this other 5yr old girl or maybe even 6yr old girl are in the same place at the same time!!!! And for as long as his mother doesn't pull him away, he will go at it till he's hungry or falls asleep, he will enjoy is FIRST DATE. He doesn't have to worry about saying good-bye or even calling her the next day or sending her a ping, he just... goes home.

Now on the other hand, a 35yr old man... ... would probably enjoy himself, eventually, but not before he as aged from over calculating his moves and hers too. Whilst he is sitting there, he's planning his next move, and he has totally not listened to a word she has said for the past 10mins.

The 5yr old boy wouldn't get ass at the end of the day, but by Jupiter he'll have a blast! He will enjoy himself with absolute peace of mind.

In Dating 101, 'Knowledge ISN'T Power', it's a distraction!

I sat at a fast food parlour the other day and I couldn't help but over hear some guy, talking to this chic. It didnt take long before I realized it was a 'first date', cause he kept saying "Why have u been running from me?", "I thank God u have my time today!", and "I've been trying to take u out for a while now!" ... ... and I sat there n thought to myself "Guy, enough with the I-don-catch-u-today speech!". And just at that moment, I saw something remarkable, a mother walked in with her 5yr old boy (I asked) and he spotted another 5yr old girl (I asked too) and immediately went up to her and they gelled like Ember Creek burger, large fries and a packet of apple juice.

The older u become, the harder it is to enjoy ur first date. The older u are, the more the first date becomes a formality, whereas as a young guy, the first date is a privilege. The younger u are, the more likely u are to have a blast and guess what? U can have a blast everyday with a different babe but the same methodology. Aint life as a kid just grand?

It's a curious case.

A very Curious Case of Dating 101.

Pic of the day: Father and Son by 5ive28 Photos.